The Empire of EDM Jukebox is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.388 billion EDM Jukeboxians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong EDM Jukeboxian economy, worth 861 trillion grgergergs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,579 grgergergs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EDM Jukebox's national animal is the ergergerg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EDM Jukebox is ranked 66,504^th in the world and 61^st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.62 law-abiding acts per hour.