The Republic of ECUoG is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed population of 23.622 billion ECUoGians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong ECUoGian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion nas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,022 nas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ECUoG's national animal is the na, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ECUoG is ranked 125,733^rd in the world and 1^st in Entire Created Universe of God for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.14 law-abiding acts per hour.