The United Socialist States of EcoWondra is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 774 million EcoWondroids enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fire Island. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant EcoWondran economy, worth 3.48 trillion metric carbon equivalency notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 4,492 metric carbon equivalency notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Fire Island. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EcoWondra's national animal is the wasp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EcoWondra is ranked 335,988^th in the world and 52^nd in The Local Cluster for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.