The Federation of Echoslavia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 440 million Echoslavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The Echoslavian economy, worth 19.9 trillion Echaran dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,183 Echaran dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Echoslavia's national animal is the Orangutan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Echoslavia is ranked 47,854^th in the world and 9^th in Southfield for Most Avoided, scoring 130.4 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.