The Federation of Echoslavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Henry Gonzalez with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and feral children. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.854 billion Echoslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geruva. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Echoslavian economy, worth 399 trillion Echaran dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,309 Echaran dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, government officials who do an offal job get smoked, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Echoslavia's national animal is the Orangutan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Echoslavia is ranked 7,795^th in the world and 7^th in Autropolis for Fattest Citizens, with 18.13 Obesity Rate.