The Detachment of Ecalpan Dragoons is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.536 billion Ecalpans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Brunet. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ecalpan economy, worth 144 trillion kobans a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 94,023 kobans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Ecalpan Dragoons remains pure, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Ecalpan Dragoons, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecalpan Dragoons's national animal is the kirin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ultramontanism.

Ecalpan Dragoons is ranked 40,936^th in the world and 1^st in Fukuoka for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.21 law-abiding acts per hour.