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Highest Crime Rates: 1,835thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,073rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,080th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Age tuum negotium
Emperor Matthew
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Ebyland

Population1.747 billion

CapitalLiberty City
LeaderEmperor Matthew
FaithNone

CurrencyDollar
AnimalLion

The Free Land of Ebyland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Matthew with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.747 billion Ebylandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ebylandian economy, worth 209 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 120,098 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,658 per year while the poor average 12,228, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', parking's carefree without parking car fees, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Liberty City River, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ebyland's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Ebyland is ranked 153,152nd in the world and 171st in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 964.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,835thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,073rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,080thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,548thLargest Retail Industry: 2,698thRudest Citizens: 2,973rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,005thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,022ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,166thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,567thMost Avoided: 4,741stLargest Mining Sector: 6,891stMost Armed: 9,206thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,177thMost Cultured: 18,880thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,803rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,239thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,345thMost Pro-Market: 21,883rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,556thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,989thHighest Average Incomes: 23,430thMost Efficient Economies: 23,956th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ebyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Liberty City River.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Ebyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, light entertainment isn't dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebyland, Ebylandians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.

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