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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,231stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,422nd
The Austrian People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Proletarier aller Lšnder, vereinigt Euch!
Allies
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ebrilond

Population4.24 billion

CapitalVienna
LeaderAllies
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyAustrian schilling
AnimalAustrian Bundesadler

The Austrian People's Republic of Ebrilond is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Allies with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.24 billion Austrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ebrilondian economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion Austrian schillings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,489 Austrian schillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 879,490 per year while the poor average 81,663, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Ebrilond, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ebrilond's national animal is the Austrian Bundesadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Ebrilond is ranked 24,924th in the world and 1st in Austrian Peoples Republic for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,892.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,231stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,422ndLargest Black Market: 1,786thHighest Average Incomes: 1,928thMost Efficient Economies: 1,958thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,402ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,832ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,362ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,569thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,866thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,903rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,042ndLargest Governments: 6,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,252ndMost Developed: 8,212thMost Cultured: 8,682ndSmartest Citizens: 9,113thMost Inclusive: 9,617thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,258thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 10,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,301stFattest Citizens: 12,034thHighest Economic Output: 12,906thHighest Drug Use: 14,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,006thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,505th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ebrilond was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Ebrilond updated the World Factbook entry in Austrian Peoples Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebrilond, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebrilond, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebrilond, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Ebrilond.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebrilond, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Ebrilond updated the World Factbook entry in Austrian Peoples Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebrilond, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebrilond, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
  • : Following new legislation in Ebrilond, Austrians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.

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