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Nudest: 2,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,293rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,987th
The Democratic Republic of
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Economy
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Eazykillerstan

Population627 million

Currencypound
Animalunicorn

The Democratic Republic of Eazykillerstan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 627 million Eazykillerstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eazykillerstanian economy, worth 54.3 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,537 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eazykillerstan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eazykillerstan is ranked 46,781st in the world and 432nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,880.73 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 2,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,293rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,987thMost Secular: 13,012thLargest Mining Sector: 13,824thMost Influential: 16,393rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,601st
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Nudest: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Eazykillerstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Eazykillerstan, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.

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