The Holy Empire of Eayatia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 722 million Eayatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grimdon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The all-consuming Eayatian economy, worth 71.6 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,232 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,402 per year while the poor average 20,406, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

They say that Eayatians made a dessert and called it peace, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eayatia's national animal is the Grimace, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eayatia is ranked 298,495^th in the world and 4^th in Euronite for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.