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Most Secular: 2,625thMost Stationary: 19,274thLargest Black Market: 19,618th
The Sexy Seax-Wielders of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
To Eax Its Own
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Eax

Population10.823 billion

CapitalPoleax
LeaderYakkity Seax

CurrencyNail
AnimalEaxic Tern

The Sexy Seax-Wielders of Eax is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yakkity Seax with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed population of 10.823 billion Eaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poleax. The average income tax rate is 47.3%.

The all-consuming Eaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Nails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,162 Nails, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eax's national animal is the Eaxic Tern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eax is ranked 19,274th in the world and 55th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 1,645.91451605848 days.

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Most Stationary: 19,274thLargest Black Market: 19,618thBest Weather: 24,125thHighest Economic Output: 29,059thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,341st
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Eax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
  • : Following new legislation in Eax, Eax's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.

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