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Most Influential: 3,429thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,250th
The City of
Democratic Socialists
Voici l'eau claire!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eau Claire

Population1.087 billion

CapitalEau Claire
LeaderStephanie Hirsch


The City of Eau Claire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stephanie Hirsch with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.087 billion Eau Claireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eau Claire. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eau Clairean economy, worth 78.0 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,789 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Eau Claire Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, the fattest folk in Eau Claire look to be the happiest ones, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eau Claire's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Eau Claire is ranked 51,488th in the world and 911th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 39.76 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 3,429thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,250thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,873rdNicest Citizens: 19,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,665thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,096thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,664thBest Weather: 24,288th
Most Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 411th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 450th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 497th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 521st in the regionBest Weather: 547th in the regionMost Inclusive: 562nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 575th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 667th in the region

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