Best Weather: 4,065th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,141st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,274th
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The Federation of Eat_aly is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Full Monti with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.753 billion Eat_alyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta Taurinorum. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eat_alyian economy, worth 313 trillion Truffles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,726 Truffles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime is totally unknown. Eat_aly's national animal is the Tajarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eat_aly is ranked 22,267th in the world and 775th in Osiris for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 12,126.94 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 4,065thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,141stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,945thMost Developed: 5,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,536thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,699thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,859thHealthiest Citizens: 8,050thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,249thMost Pacifist: 8,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,001stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,114thMost Cultured: 9,373rdSmartest Citizens: 11,260thNudest: 12,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,899thMost Efficient Economies: 14,292ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,563rdNicest Citizens: 15,809th
Least Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 155th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 169th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 254th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 259th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 268th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Cultured: 301st in the regionMost Pacifist: 316th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 334th in the regionMost Politically Free: 355th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 360th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 387th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 396th in the regionNudest: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 440th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eat_aly's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Eat_aly's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Eat_aly's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Eat_aly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Largest Cheese Export Sector, Least Corrupt Governments, Longest Average Lifespans, and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Eat_aly was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Eat_aly ceased to exist.
  • : Eat_aly fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Eat_aly fell out of the world Top 1% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Eat_aly was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Eat_aly was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.


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