by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 501stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 553rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 661st
The Armed Republic Regime of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The one with the biggest gun is the last one standing
His Highness
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.666 billion

LeaderHis Highness

Currencygold coin

The Armed Republic Regime of Easternryke is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Highness with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.666 billion Savages are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient savage economy, worth a remarkable 2,973 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 343,104 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easternryke's national animal is the python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholosism.

Easternryke is ranked 225,682nd in the world and 10,453rd in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -14.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 501stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 553rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 661stMost Influential: 835thLargest Mining Sector: 950thMost Devout: 992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,046thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,060thLargest Black Market: 1,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,327thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,331stMost Efficient Economies: 1,628thMost Avoided: 1,781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,869thLargest Retail Industry: 1,991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,114thLowest Crime Rates: 2,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,140thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,411thMost Armed: 2,872ndLargest Governments: 4,095thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,404thHighest Economic Output: 4,500thMost Developed: 4,824thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,569thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,829thSmartest Citizens: 6,276thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,501stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,510thTop
Most Stationary: 16,558thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,660thHealthiest Citizens: 23,106th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 92nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 104th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 304th in the regionMost Influential: 305th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Stationary: 384th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 440th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 528th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 560th in the regionRudest Citizens: 669th in the regionLargest Populations: 705th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 829th in the region

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