|Capital||lungsod ng sinumpa|
The Armed Republic Regime of Easternryke is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by His Highness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.067 billion Savages are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lungsod ng sinumpa. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient savage economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 254,212 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Visions of giant pink pythons are a common side effect after Savages eat their meals, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easternryke's national animal is the python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholosism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Easternryke, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Easternryke, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Easternryke withdrew its endorsement from The Spooky Loch Ness Monster of Territorio di Nessuno.
- : Easternryke endorsed The Enlightened State of Staenga.
- : Easternryke was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Staenga.
- : Following new legislation in Easternryke, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Following new legislation in Easternryke, visions of giant pink pythons are a common side effect after Savages eat their meals.
- : Following new legislation in Easternryke, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
- : Following new legislation in Easternryke, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
- : Easternryke endorsed The Spooky Loch Ness Monster of Territorio di Nessuno.
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