The Confederation of Eastern Zokas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jędrzej Neschadymenko with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.896 billion East Zokasks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lviv. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient East Zokask economy, worth 345 trillion Polish Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 50,100 Polish Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jędrzej Neschadymenko claims to be the epitome of family values, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Zokas's national animal is the Bearded Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Eastern Zokas is ranked 70,803^rd in the world and 4^th in Eastern Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.86 law-abiding acts per hour.