The Republic of Eastern Winesian is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 1.303 billion Eastern Winesianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Winesianian economy, worth 174 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,651 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Winesian's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eastern Winesian is ranked 8,164^th in the world and 474^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,767.22 Tourists Per Hour.