by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,481stLargest Mining Sector: 6,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,363rd
The Holy Empire of
Authoritarian Democracy
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Victor Willard
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Eastern Wardorsinatinady

Population2.364 billion

LeaderVictor Willard

Animalwhole grain bread

The Holy Empire of Eastern Wardorsinatinady is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Victor Willard with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 2.364 billion Eastern Wardorsinatinadyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endom. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eastern Wardorsinatinadyian economy, worth 200 trillion bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,680 bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Eastern Wardorsinatinadyian airwaves, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, only adults may purchase violent video games, and the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Wardorsinatinady's national animal is the whole grain bread, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Polifism.

Eastern Wardorsinatinady is ranked 159,983rd in the world and 8th in The Great Storm for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 103,567 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,481stLargest Mining Sector: 6,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,363rdMost Primitive: 10,526thMost Secular: 10,843rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,046thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,538thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,455thLargest Black Market: 28,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 30,150thLargest Insurance Industry: 30,193rd
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

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