The Republic of Eastern Triman is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Araff with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 2.011 billion Eastern Trimanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the East. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Trimanian economy, worth 237 trillion Trimanian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,928 Trimanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and City of the East's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Triman's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Eastern Triman is ranked 881^st in the world and 549^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 195 valid endorsements.