The Fishmongering Peoples of Eastern Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.941 billion Eastern Tim-Opolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Eastern Tim-Opolisian economy, worth 567 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,626 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, all marriages are arranged by the government, the government is outsourcing itself, and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eastern Tim-Opolis is ranked 111,235^th in the world and 5,476^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.55 law-abiding acts per hour.