The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nurlan Tänirbergen with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.985 billion Eastern Tatars enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azattik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Tatar economy, worth 619 trillion Altans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,528 Altans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,621 per year while the poor average 21,461, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, there's no weight to modern politics, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Tatarstan's national animal is the hamster 'n' horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greek Catholic Christianity.

Eastern Tatarstan is ranked 72,915^th in the world and 8^th in Altay for Most Extreme, scoring 23.08 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.