The Fiefdom of Eastern Staia Nellionioneley is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.495 billion Eastern Staia Nellionioneleyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eastern Staia Nellionioneleyian economy, worth 180 trillion ESNPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,837 ESNPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Staia Nellionioneley's national animal is the bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Staia Nellionioneley is ranked 49,830^th in the world and 5^th in Iris for Nudest, with 208.75 cheeks per square mile.