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Highest Crime Rates: 2,541stRudest Citizens: 4,319thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,851st
The Free Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Нет бога, нет мастер
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eastern Slavia

Population11.255 billion

LeaderAnna Oktyabrskaya

AnimalBlack Wolf

The Free Republic of Eastern Slavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anna Oktyabrskaya with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.255 billion East Slavs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snezinsk. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The strong Eastern Slavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Rys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 117,487 Rys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, even snitches get stitches, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Slavia's national animal is the Black Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eastern Slavia is ranked 159,872nd in the world and 1st in Novoslaviya for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.17 Missed References Per Hour.

Highest Crime Rates: 2,541stRudest Citizens: 4,319thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,851stMost Armed: 5,654thLargest Black Market: 5,847thMost Secular: 6,112thMost Avoided: 6,872ndFattest Citizens: 8,006thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,265thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,240thHighest Drug Use: 9,642ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,705thHighest Economic Output: 11,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,235thNudest: 14,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,574thLargest Retail Industry: 17,702nd

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