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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,358thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,743rd
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Eastern Pacific News Service

Population1.86 billion

CapitalChristie Island
LeaderMinister of Information Tretrid


The Publication of Eastern Pacific News Service is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Minister of Information Tretrid with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.86 billion marsupials are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christie Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The strong East Pacifican economy, worth 107 trillion caeks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 57,624 caeks, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Eastern Pacific News Service has designated Christie Island as its capital city and Minister of Information Tretrid has just been declared ruler of Eastern Pacific News Service in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Pacific News Service's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Pacific News Service is ranked 144,953rd in the world and 6,543rd in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -7.04 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,358thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,743rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 517th in the region

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