Population | 10.758 billion |
Capital | Rilanon |
Leader | Emjay Moon |
Faith | News |
Currency | Caek |
Animal | Parrot |
The Publication of Eastern Pacific News Service is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emjay Moon with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.758 billion East Pacificans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rilanon. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.
The strong Eastern Pacifican economy, worth 612 trillion Caeks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,920 Caeks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
New arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Emjay Moon", opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Pacific News Service's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is News.
Eastern Pacific News Service is ranked 118,975th in the world and 1,792nd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 304.17315255128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Pacific News Service published "EPNS Edition 32, February 2024" (Bulletin: News).
- : Eastern Pacific News Service published "EPNS Edition 31, January 2024" (Bulletin: News).
- : Eastern Pacific News Service lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Eastern Pacific News Service published "EPNS Edition 30, December 2023" (Bulletin: News).
- : Eastern Pacific News Service published "EPNS Edition 29, November 2023" (Bulletin: News).
- : Eastern Pacific News Service published "EPNS Edition 28, October 2023" (Bulletin: News).
- : Eastern Pacific News Service published "EPNS Edition 27, September 2023" (Bulletin: News).
- : Eastern Pacific News Service changed its national animal to "Parrot", its currency to "Caek", and its faith to "News".
- : Eastern Pacific News Service was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Eastern Pacific News Service was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.