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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,359thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,803rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,581st
The Publication of
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Ex Oriente Lux!
Emjay Moon
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Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Eastern Pacific News Service

Population10.758 billion

CapitalRilanon
LeaderEmjay Moon
FaithNews

CurrencyCaek
AnimalParrot

The Publication of Eastern Pacific News Service is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emjay Moon with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.758 billion East Pacificans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rilanon. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The strong Eastern Pacifican economy, worth 612 trillion Caeks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,920 Caeks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

New arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Emjay Moon", opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Pacific News Service's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is News.

Eastern Pacific News Service is ranked 118,975th in the world and 1,792nd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 304.17315255128 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,359thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,803rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 23,581st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 157th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Populations: 481st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 563rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 576th in the region

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