The Federal Republic of Eastern New France is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 473 million Eastern Frenchmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eastern French economy, worth 21.2 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,764 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Eastern New France's radio stations, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eastern New France's national animal is the wolf.

Eastern New France is ranked 61,405^th in the world and 6^th in The Britannic Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,555.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.