Population | 6.318 billion |
Capital | West Ferres |
Leader | Hans Fryffenburg |
Currency | Dogecoin |
Animal | doge |
The Republic of Eastern New Dogeland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hans Fryffenburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.318 billion East Dogeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Ferres. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient East Dogean economy, worth 340 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,891 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Hans Fryffenburg is considering changing the East Dogean flag to one with more glitter, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and Hans Fryffenburg has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eastern New Dogeland's national animal is the doge.
Eastern New Dogeland is ranked 147,645th in the world and 21st in DogeLand for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.21 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern New Dogeland's influence in DogeLand rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Eastern New Dogeland changed its national capital to "West Ferres", its leader to "Hans Fryffenburg", and its nation type to "Republic".
- : Eastern New Dogeland changed its national capital to "Eastern City", its leader to "Leader of the East", and its nation type to "Eastern State".
- : Eastern New Dogeland altered its national flag.
- : Eastern New Dogeland revoked its national capital.
- : Eastern New Dogeland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Eastern New Dogeland was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Great Communist Federation of North-West Commland, infecting 36 million survivors.
- : Eastern New Dogeland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Gigachad Republic of Chadboi Island, infecting 56 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Eastern New Dogeland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Great Communist Federation of North-West Commland, infecting 64 million survivors.
- : Eastern New Dogeland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Great Communist Federation of North-West Commland, infecting 92 million survivors.