The Holy Empire of Eastern Ming Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Semishigeru with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.129 billion Eastern Ming Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cavaltry. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eastern Ming Empirean economy, worth 82.0 trillion 帝国银元s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,641 帝国银元s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Ming Empire's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Illuminati.

Eastern Ming Empire is ranked 238,672^nd in the world and 12,343^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.42 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.