The Federal Republic of Eastern Mermerosh Natian is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 696 million Eastern Mermerosh Natianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Eastern Mermerosh Natianian economy, worth 11.6 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 16,615 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, priests are being drafted by the church load, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Mermerosh Natian's national animal is the unicorn.

Eastern Mermerosh Natian is ranked 102,086^th in the world and 1,657^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 68.14 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.