The Federal Republic of Eastern Greenlands is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.691 billion Greenlandics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halcyon. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Greenlandic economy, worth 678 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,539 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and the government funds large training centres to turn Nattoralik Eagles into functioning members of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Greenlands's national animal is the Nattoralik Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eastern Greenlands is ranked 59,552^nd in the world and 364^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 188,493 Standard Monetary Units.