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Election 2020: Kuriko 45.6%, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls 33.2%, Caelapes 11.9%, Valentine Z 9.4%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,941st
The Matriarchy of
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Eastern European Nations

Population15.753 billion

LeaderGoddess Matriarch Elena Temnikova
FaithGoddess Worship


The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Goddess Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.753 billion Femininas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion Lenas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 117,469 Lenas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 152,834th in the world and 8th in United States of Femdom for Most Avoided, scoring 0.96 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Rebellious Youth: 2,320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,941stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,031stLargest Black Market: 6,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,522ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,569thHighest Economic Output: 7,706thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,627thLowest Crime Rates: 8,810thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,012thLargest Populations: 10,237thMost Developed: 10,333rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,609thMost Secular: 12,677thMost Efficient Economies: 12,800thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,924thLargest Governments: 14,930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,932ndMost Cultured: 15,363rdMost Inclusive: 15,694thMost Politically Free: 16,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,906thSmartest Citizens: 17,085thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,504th

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