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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,265th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,165th Least Corrupt Governments: 5,236th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Eastern Don Mard

Population352 million

CapitalDrexburn

Currencykrona
Animalwolf

The Republic of Eastern Don Mard is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 352 million Eastern Don Mardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drexburn. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eastern Don Mardian economy, worth 29.8 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,554 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the dartboard at the Eastern Don Mardian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Don Mard's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Don Mard is ranked 124,800th in the world and 5,492nd in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -3.61 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,165thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,236thSafest: 6,689thMost Influential: 7,509thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,897thMost Pacifist: 11,442ndNicest Citizens: 11,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,987thMost Inclusive: 14,349thHealthiest Citizens: 15,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,704th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 201st in the regionSafest: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 350th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 392nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 418th in the regionMost Pacifist: 431st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 437th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 454th in the regionMost Influential: 512th in the regionMost Inclusive: 515th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionMost Cultured: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, the dartboard at the Eastern Don Mardian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Eastern Don Mard voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bachtendekuppen".
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Eastern Don Mard's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Don Mard, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.

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