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Most Pacifist: 2,867thNicest Citizens: 3,375thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,409th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace and Justice
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
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Eastern Celdastania

Population3.196 billion

Currencyoza
Animaldragon

The Free Land of Eastern Celdastania is a massive, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.196 billion Eastern Celdastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Celdastanian economy, worth 392 trillion ozas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,696 ozas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Celdastania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eastern Celdastania is ranked 255,199th in the world and 50th in The Amaranthine Isles for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Pacifist: 2,867thNicest Citizens: 3,375thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,409thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,605thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,398thSafest: 4,869thMost Inclusive: 5,031stHealthiest Citizens: 5,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,567thHighest Food Quality: 5,902ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,984thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,024thBest Weather: 7,487thMost Cultured: 8,433rdMost Developed: 8,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,495thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,881stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,196thSmartest Citizens: 10,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,591stLargest Governments: 16,480thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,159thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,025thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,061stNudest: 20,122ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,350thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,424thMost Income Equality: 29,376thLowest Crime Rates: 29,538thMost Secular: 29,683rdHighest Drug Use: 29,906th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, populations of two-headed dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Eastern Celdastania's influence in The Amaranthine Isles rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Eastern Celdastania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Celdastania, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.

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