The Free Land of Eastern Celdastania is a massive, safe nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.196 billion Eastern Celdastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Celdastanian economy, worth 392 trillion ozas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,696 ozas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Populations of two-headed dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Celdastania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Eastern Celdastania is ranked 255,199th in the world and 50th in The Amaranthine Isles for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Eastern Celdastania, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
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Eastern Celdastania, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
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Eastern Celdastania, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
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Eastern Celdastania, populations of two-headed dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
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Eastern Celdastania, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
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Eastern Celdastania, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
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Eastern Celdastania's influence in The Amaranthine Isles rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Eastern Celdastania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Eastern Celdastania, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
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Eastern Celdastania, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.