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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 637th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,363rd Most Devout: 1,449th
The Kingdom of Colombia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ruling requires your hands be drenched in blood
Queen Catherine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Eastern Bloc Federation

Population5.091 billion

LeaderQueen Catherine
FaithRoman Catholic

AnimalRed fox

The Kingdom of Colombia of Eastern Bloc Federation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Catherine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.091 billion Iranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogotá. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Persian economy, worth 706 trillion Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,853 Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Bloc Federation's national animal is the Red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Eastern Bloc Federation is ranked 8,664th in the world and 61st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 5 Valid Endorsements.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 637thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,363rdMost Devout: 1,449thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,696thMost Pacifist: 2,328thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,507thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,622ndLargest Governments: 3,837thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,827thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,388thNicest Citizens: 5,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,920thMost Inclusive: 7,578thMost Efficient Economies: 7,641stMost Developed: 8,094thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,664thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,003rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,055thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,297thMost Cultured: 14,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,148thHealthiest Citizens: 15,944thBest Weather: 16,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,823rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Paramountica, Cascadla, Ranponian, Canovia, and Federated Turkey.

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