by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,382nd Most Influential: 4,365th Most Devout: 8,667th
The Pure National Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists
iron wolf at a top of a mountain
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.107 billion



The Pure National Order of Eastalandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alex with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.107 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eindhevan. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.

The all-consuming Eastaian economy, worth 181 trillion flaugas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 86,240 flaugas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sutchism.

Eastalandia is ranked 150,567th in the world and 8,113th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.14 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,382ndTop
Most Influential: 4,365thTop
Most Devout: 8,667thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,061stLargest Black Market: 13,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,556thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,558thMost Conservative: 15,401stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,740thMost Authoritarian: 16,987th
Largest Black Market: 352nd in the regionMost Devout: 356th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 446th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 547th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 603rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 721st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 731st in the region

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