The Pure National Order of Eastalandia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alex with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.107 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eindhevan. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.
The all-consuming Eastaian economy, worth 181 trillion flaugas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 86,240 flaugas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sutchism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Empire of Hileville.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Borderlands of North Altatude.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The United States of Conservadoria.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Rynion.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Borderlands of Helia Geopes.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The American Insurgency of Former English Colony.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vincone Cae.
- : Eastalandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Politics Amino"".
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