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Lowest Crime Rates: 506th Highest Average Tax Rates: 753rd Largest Governments: 949th
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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.215 billion Xibei are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Xibei economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion Takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,283 Takas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, graffiti graces every city's streets, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 174,629th in the world and 72nd in Africa for Most Avoided, scoring 0.41 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Lowest Crime Rates: 506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 753rdLargest Governments: 949thSafest: 1,591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,682ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,621stMost Pacifist: 5,286thSmartest Citizens: 5,320thHealthiest Citizens: 5,444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,515thMost Secular: 5,560thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,606thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,613thLargest Populations: 8,038thHighest Economic Output: 8,182ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,889thMost Inclusive: 11,449thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,877thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,095thMost Influential: 14,898thMost Cultured: 15,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,250th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the region

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