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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 621st Most Influential: 850th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,808th
The Federal Sovereign Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's simple. We invade West Wake Island
President Business
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.129 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 502 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,654 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, it is often said that only President Business could bring down Dàguó, the question of 'what is President Business's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

East Wake Island is ranked 50,802nd in the world and 2,728th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 59.64 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 621stMost Influential: 850thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,200thLargest Governments: 4,314thLowest Crime Rates: 5,258thMost Cultured: 5,775thMost Developed: 5,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,929thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,319thMost Efficient Economies: 7,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,611thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,839thMost Devout: 8,664thNicest Citizens: 8,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,837thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,085thHighest Average Incomes: 9,789thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,923rdSafest: 10,041stBest Weather: 11,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,270thHealthiest Citizens: 12,496thSmartest Citizens: 12,564thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,666thMost Inclusive: 13,511thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,983rdMost Pacifist: 15,481st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 188th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 262nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 319th in the regionMost Devout: 335th in the regionMost Influential: 349th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 358th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 405th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionSafest: 472nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 473rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 581st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 607th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 619th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 629th in the regionBest Weather: 637th in the regionMost Stationary: 650th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 666th in the regionNudest: 680th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 714th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 736th in the regionMost Average: 763rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 788th in the regionMost Inclusive: 816th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 819th in the regionMost Pacifist: 842nd in the regionLargest Populations: 875th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » Notyoutopia, Sunto, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, Xentherida, Unimaginable Doom, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Bharathvarsh, Frances Francis the First of France, Yatzatz, SillyString, Wisconsota, Selfgradatude, Avalon, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, HMS Unicorn, Holy Oranz, Ceretis, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Guslantis, Vegetarian States, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Republic of Dixie, American MapleStory, Sankami, Abs123, Reannia, Celreostia, Techislovakia, Siwale, Indereac Lanx, Kaschovia, Apetopia, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Vazali, Lord Ravenclaw, Upper Sam Dodovi, Adkins Station, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Alice Gardens, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Southern Allican, The United Chase States, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, Pallaith, and 102 others.The Utopian Initiative, Coemgen, Kwaj, PlanetPunk, New Lakemba, Amerian States, Lupus Imperium, General COE, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Sheppey, Zedeya, Diodone, Anima Proxa, Beladev, McMasterdonia, Forunte, Yukti, Plembobria, Prevaland, Necromonia, Maestros haven, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kelvaros Prime, Ostrinios, Beodarasc, Velon, Aenglaland, AdyLand, SchoolHouse Rock, New Chilokver, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Che Sana Und, Stareogratia, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Yaris, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, Cuyan, Senatra, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Aerilia, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, New Rivia, United States of Panthalassa, Horsley Land, Slaughterhouse Nine, WE Empire, Tredano, Aldelaria, Gellandia, Coppicia, Corfad, Lionia, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Thenaca, Phillywob, Celebia, Wodan, The The Bierands, Aroa, Unsophisticate, Blurds, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Xinchao, Potatolandium, Buten, Victoriaans Nederlands, New-El, Midds Conia, Libotionia, Krakovhia, The Syca, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Sanjurika, Merconitonitopia, Astal Aavors, Lungha, Inzland, Gospel Power, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Bridgett, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, and Alsatian Island.

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