The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.774 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 450 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,232 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, it is often said that only President Business could bring down Dàguó, and the question of 'what is President Business's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Kingdom of New-El.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Democratic States of R libanon.
- : Following new legislation in East Wake Island, the question of 'what is President Business's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Sailence.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Heerlijk Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Duchies-Coterie of Buten.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium.
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