The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.129 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 502 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,654 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, it is often said that only President Business could bring down Dàguó, the question of 'what is President Business's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Bauble Breaking Memelords of Alsatian Island.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Armed Republic of A Terribly Charismatic Duck.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Self-Proclaimed Cartographer of Illusia and Neverendia.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Eglise Sainte Eve.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The NPA Lieutenant of Malphe.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Free Land of Bridgett.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Confederacy of Socialist Cooperative Republics.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Democratic Republic of Inzland.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Imperialist Republic of Lungha.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Ruthless Polity of Astal Aavors.
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