by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 651st Most Influential: 1,110th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,809th
The Federal Sovereign Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's simple. We invade West Wake Island
President Business
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.395 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Weakean economy, worth 386 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,338 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, newspapers are celebrating President Business saving over a million cats from trees, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

East Wake Island is ranked 142,359th in the world and 7,123rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 651stMost Influential: 1,110thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,904thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,048thLargest Governments: 4,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,368thLowest Crime Rates: 5,226thMost Developed: 5,742ndMost Cultured: 5,758thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,162ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,775thMost Efficient Economies: 7,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,250thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,423rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,513thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,718thMost Devout: 7,868thNicest Citizens: 8,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,865thHighest Average Incomes: 9,126thSafest: 9,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,744thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,880thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,009thSmartest Citizens: 12,135thHealthiest Citizens: 12,581stMost Inclusive: 12,958thMost Pacifist: 13,525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,768thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,856thBest Weather: 15,022nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 173rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 246th in the regionMost Cultured: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 279th in the regionMost Developed: 295th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 302nd in the regionMost Devout: 304th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 310th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 367th in the regionMost Influential: 379th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 386th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 438th in the regionNicest Citizens: 440th in the regionSafest: 443rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 458th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 494th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 579th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 655th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 668th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 709th in the regionMost Pacifist: 712th in the regionNudest: 718th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 719th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 729th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 736th in the region

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