by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 614th Most Influential: 853rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,776th
The Federal Sovereign Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's simple. We invade West Wake Island
President Business
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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East Wake Island

Population3.701 billion

CapitalEast Wake City
LeaderPresident Business

AnimalWake Island rail

The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.701 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 596 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,082 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, it is often said that only President Business could bring down Dàguó, the question of 'what is President Business's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

East Wake Island is ranked 26,287th in the world and 1,030th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 46.61 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 614thMost Influential: 853rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,063rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,172ndLargest Governments: 4,404thLowest Crime Rates: 5,351stMost Cultured: 5,659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,938thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,063rdMost Developed: 6,112thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,708thMost Efficient Economies: 7,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,568thNicest Citizens: 9,022ndMost Devout: 9,161stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,627thHighest Average Incomes: 10,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,101stSafest: 10,610thBest Weather: 11,353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,921stSmartest Citizens: 12,457thHealthiest Citizens: 12,554thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,966thMost Inclusive: 13,724thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,195thMost Pacifist: 15,964th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 202nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionMost Cultured: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 279th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 331st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 333rd in the regionMost Developed: 340th in the regionMost Influential: 347th in the regionMost Devout: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 416th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 434th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 445th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 452nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 486th in the regionTop
Safest: 529th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 532nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionMost Stationary: 562nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 592nd in the regionBest Weather: 617th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 637th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 668th in the regionNudest: 683rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 696th in the regionLargest Populations: 794th in the regionMost Inclusive: 797th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 822nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 862nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 942nd in the region

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