|Capital||East Wake City|
|Animal||Wake Island rail|
The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.701 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 596 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,082 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, it is often said that only President Business could bring down Dàguó, the question of 'what is President Business's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Wake Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Free Land of Libertarian Utopian Project.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Californian Redwood.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Kingdom of FLARADESTRA.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Goodness of AGoodPlace.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Halcyon Nova.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Free Land of Underground Techno.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Empire of The Oceanic Lands.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Republic of Sallanas.
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