The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.395 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Weakean economy, worth 386 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,338 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, newspapers are celebrating President Business saving over a million cats from trees, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Galactik Imperium of Velon.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Imperium of Beodarasc.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Empire of Ostrinios.
- : East Wake Island voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Reventus Koth".
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Holy Empire of Et Fidelis.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Synthetic Consensus of Kelvaros Prime.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Principality of Brandenburg-Magdeburg.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Principality of Brandenburg-Magdeburg.
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