by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 542nd Most Influential: 932nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,797th
The Federal Sovereign Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's simple. We invade West Wake Island
President Business
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.774 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 450 trillion shells a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,232 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, it is often said that only President Business could bring down Dàguó, and the question of 'what is President Business's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

East Wake Island is ranked 27,609th in the world and 726th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 423.25061106388 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 542ndMost Influential: 932ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,797thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,086thLargest Governments: 4,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,307thLowest Crime Rates: 5,175thMost Cultured: 5,714thMost Developed: 5,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,639thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,791stMost Efficient Economies: 7,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,547thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,925thMost Devout: 8,257thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,250thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,498thSafest: 9,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,831stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,434thSmartest Citizens: 12,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,793rdMost Inclusive: 13,241stBest Weather: 14,049thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,502ndMost Pacifist: 14,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,629th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 225th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 252nd in the regionMost Cultured: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Devout: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 310th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 314th in the regionMost Developed: 315th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 362nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 369th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 392nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 451st in the regionSafest: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 464th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 477th in the regionNicest Citizens: 479th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 537th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 589th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 625th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 662nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 676th in the regionNudest: 682nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 690th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 700th in the regionMost Stationary: 726th in the regionBest Weather: 731st in the regionMost Pacifist: 782nd in the regionMost Average: 788th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 788th in the regionMost Inclusive: 792nd in the region

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