by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,570thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,645th
The Federal Sovereign Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's simple. We invade West Wake Island
President Business
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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East Wake Island

Population5.329 billion

CapitalEast Wake City
LeaderPresident Business

AnimalWake Island rail

The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.329 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 879 trillion shells a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,992 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

East Wake Island is ranked 165,433rd in the world and 6,084th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,570thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,645thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,909thLargest Governments: 4,225thLowest Crime Rates: 4,963rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,123rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,250thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,301stMost Cultured: 5,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,290thMost Efficient Economies: 6,325thMost Devout: 6,701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,896thMost Developed: 7,791stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,535thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,958thSafest: 9,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,172ndBest Weather: 9,436thHealthiest Citizens: 9,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,195thMost Influential: 10,375thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,545thNicest Citizens: 10,748thMost Inclusive: 10,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,276thSmartest Citizens: 11,985thMost Average: 16,482ndNudest: 16,856th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 201st in the regionLargest Governments: 201st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 269th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 274th in the regionMost Cultured: 282nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 285th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 289th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 310th in the regionMost Influential: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 338th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 339th in the regionMost Devout: 340th in the regionMost Developed: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 447th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 450th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 509th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 513th in the regionBest Weather: 519th in the regionSafest: 519th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 551st in the regionMost Average: 560th in the regionNicest Citizens: 572nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 577th in the regionMost Inclusive: 600th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 614th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 635th in the region

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