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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,410thHighest Crime Rates: 2,113thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,854th
The Dominion of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Long live the Land!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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East Turzikstan

Population976 million

CapitalTurzikstan City


The Dominion of East Turzikstan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 976 million Turziks are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turzikstan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient East Turzikstani economy, worth 110 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 113,203 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of East Turzikstan. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Turzikstan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

East Turzikstan is ranked 67,719th in the world and 144th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Secular, with 19.29 Atheism Rate.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,410thHighest Crime Rates: 2,113thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,854thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,019thFattest Citizens: 4,112thMost Armed: 4,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,563rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,570thMost Avoided: 5,699thLargest Retail Industry: 6,233rdMost Influential: 6,400thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,110thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,413thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,235thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,739thHighest Drug Use: 19,910thMost Efficient Economies: 20,842nd
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the region

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