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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 459thHighest Drug Use: 477thMost Extreme: 587th
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East Timor State

Population20.498 billion

Leaderthe Governor


The State of East Timor State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.498 billion East Timor Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong East Timor Statean economy, worth 891 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,472 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,562 per year while the poor average 2,335, a ratio of 126 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, East Timor State has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of East Timor State in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. East Timor State's national animal is the deer.

East Timor State is ranked 1,501st in the world and 1st in East Timor for Most Stationary, with 3,439.66446528 Days.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 459thHighest Drug Use: 477thMost Extreme: 587thMost Politically Free: 673rdMost Pro-Market: 703rdMost Stationary: 1,501stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,289thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5,791stLargest Populations: 7,398thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,522ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,704thNudest: 8,612thRudest Citizens: 9,150thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,341stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,408thMost Armed: 14,690thMost Influential: 17,430thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,583rdHighest Economic Output: 21,387thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,941st

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