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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 461stHighest Drug Use: 480thMost Extreme: 577th
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East Timor State

Population19.145 billion


The Queen's State of East Timor State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.145 billion East Timor Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong East Timor Statean economy, worth 832 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,472 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,562 per year while the poor average 2,335, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. East Timor State's national animal is the deer.

East Timor State is ranked 39,067th in the world and 5th in East Timor for Largest Black Market, with 3.46 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 461stHighest Drug Use: 480thMost Extreme: 577thMost Politically Free: 680thMost Pro-Market: 710thMost Stationary: 1,573rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,171stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5,489thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,366thLargest Populations: 7,528thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,658thRudest Citizens: 8,336thNudest: 8,468thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,761stMost Armed: 12,850thFattest Citizens: 13,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,342ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,352ndMost Influential: 17,916thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,132ndHighest Economic Output: 20,820th

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