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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 457thHighest Drug Use: 473rdMost Extreme: 589th
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East Timor State

Population17.698 billion


The Queen's State of East Timor State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.698 billion East Timor Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong East Timor Statean economy, worth 769 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,472 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,562 per year while the poor average 2,335, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. East Timor State's national animal is the deer.

East Timor State is ranked 124,052nd in the world and 4th in East Timor for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 457thHighest Drug Use: 473rdMost Extreme: 589thMost Politically Free: 690thMost Pro-Market: 720thMost Stationary: 1,655thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,338thHighest Crime Rates: 5,302ndNudest: 6,123rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,791stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,332ndRudest Citizens: 7,520thLargest Populations: 7,807thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,913thFattest Citizens: 10,480thMost Armed: 11,190thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,890thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,383rdMost Influential: 16,008th

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