by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 17,460thMost Devout: 27,335th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Better to suffer with hope, than enjoy the decline.
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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East Texas Piney Woods

Population121 million

Currencydollar
AnimalArmadillo

The Kingdom of East Texas Piney Woods is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 121 million East Texas Piney Woodsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The sizeable but inefficient East Texas Piney Woodsian economy, worth 6.62 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,721 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Texas Piney Woods's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Texas Piney Woods is ranked 202,859th in the world and 2nd in Realm of Christ the King for Most Developed, scoring 51.78 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Primitive: 17,460thMost Devout: 27,335th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Texas Piney Woods, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in East Texas Piney Woods, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.
  • : East Texas Piney Woods was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in East Texas Piney Woods, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in East Texas Piney Woods, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : East Texas Piney Woods was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in East Texas Piney Woods, genetic research has been halted.
  • : Following new legislation in East Texas Piney Woods, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in East Texas Piney Woods, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : East Texas Piney Woods was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".

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