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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,098thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,709thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,248th
The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of
Father Knows Best State
Black Gold, Texas Tea
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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East Texas Oil Field

Population26.258 billion

CapitalKilgore
Leaderjust a puppet
Faiththe Petrolism

Currencyoil barrel
Animalcoyote

The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by just a puppet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 26.258 billion East Texas Oil Fieldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore. The average income tax rate is 3.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Texas Oil Fieldian economy, worth a remarkable 4,602 trillion oil barrels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,295 oil barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, coyotes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Texas Oil Field's national animal is the coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Petrolism.

East Texas Oil Field is ranked 1,098th in the world and 7th in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,722.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,098thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,709thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,248thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,346thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,388thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,803rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,981stHighest Economic Output: 3,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,861stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,305thLargest Populations: 4,809thMost Avoided: 5,445thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,360thLargest Retail Industry: 8,604thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,297thHighest Average Incomes: 10,693rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,543rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,024thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,932ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,008thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,690thLargest Black Market: 16,792ndMost Devout: 18,486thMost Influential: 21,512thMost Efficient Economies: 21,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,553rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,581st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the region

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