by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 279th Most Influential: 546th Rudest Citizens: 2,853rd
The Memetastic Monstrosity of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Keep East Supple Lund weird!
Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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East Supple Lund

Population1.85 billion

LeaderPrime Memeister Edward EdgeLord

CurrencyTide Pod

The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.85 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth 356 trillion Tide Pods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 192,817 Tide Pods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Isopod, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 54,282nd in the world and 3,215th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,545.95 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 279thMost Influential: 546thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,853rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,980thMost Inclusive: 3,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,515thMost Cultured: 5,087thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,736thNicest Citizens: 6,067thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,114thMost Developed: 6,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,208thSmartest Citizens: 6,336thLargest Retail Industry: 7,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,852ndLargest Governments: 7,856thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,917thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,946thMost Devout: 9,299thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,510thLowest Crime Rates: 10,068thMost Efficient Economies: 10,329thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,711thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,722ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,079thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,592nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 173rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 206th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 241st in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 283rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 318th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 319th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 338th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionNicest Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 360th in the regionMost Devout: 365th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 438th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 478th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 501st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 508th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 531st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 638th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 668th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 738th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 794th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 814th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 931st in the region

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