| Population | 5.165 billion |
| Capital | Memeopolis |
| Leader | Prime Memeister Elwin Moose |
| Faith | Pastafarianism |
| Currency | DogeCoin |
| Animal | Pepe |
The I have a headache of East Supple Lund is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Elwin Moose with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.165 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,547 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 299,664 DogeCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The election for Prime Memeister Elwin Moose's office's janitor is heating up, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Pepe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
East Supple Lund is ranked 233,679th in the world and 14,503rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -609.59 on the Hayek Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
East Supple Lund was endorsed by 
The Colony of Lux Conos.
- : East Supple Lund voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vilita and Turori".
- : Following new legislation in East Supple Lund, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in East Supple Lund, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in East Supple Lund, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
- : East Supple Lund endorsed
The Democratic Republic of Eywaan.
- : East Supple Lund was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Eywaan.
- : Following new legislation in East Supple Lund, the election for Prime Memeister Elwin Moose's office's janitor is heating up.
- : East Supple Lund voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Military Identification Tag Act".
- : Following new legislation in East Supple Lund, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 400 » 
Shadowrik, 
Corfad, 
Yaorozu, 
Sunto, 
PlanetPunk, 
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Zokk, 
Notyoutopia, 
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Kwaj, 
Guyomartand, 
New Lakemba, 
Wineclaw, 
Siwale, 
British Bayonet, 
Pallaith, 
Confederation of Independent Colonies, 
Western Vapia, 
The Austro Germanic Union, 
Phoronu, 
North Armatas, 
Panama Coalition, 
Unimaginable Doom, 
Selfgradatude, 
Buckerino, 
Shibutani, 
Kelvaros Prime, 
The Teddy, 
The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, 
Yukti, 
Sil Dorsett, 
Malta Comino Gozo, 
Pleroma Sans Romans, 
Highton Islands, 
David Davidson, 
BrightFutures, 
Puczovska, 
New Trisone, 
Moubarakistan, Unsophisticate, 
Former English Colony, 
Koda-Land, 
Misuvelia, 
Amerian States, and 350 others.
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