The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Elwin Moose with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.059 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 314,297 DogeCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Memeister Elwin Moose's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Pepe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 63,311^th in the world and 2,987^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.63 Bananas Ingested Per Day.