by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 265th Most Influential: 472nd Rudest Citizens: 2,213th
The Memetastic Monstrosity of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Keep East Supple Lund weird!
Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord
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Political Freedom

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East Supple Lund

Population2.378 billion

LeaderPrime Memeister Edward EdgeLord

CurrencyTide Pod

The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.378 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth 514 trillion Tide Pods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 216,353 Tide Pods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Supple Lundian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, tax returns detail how many games of slots each citizen will be able to play with their refund, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Isopod, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 8,485th in the world and 395th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 89.85 Effective Tax Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 265thMost Influential: 472ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,213thMost Inclusive: 2,396thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,458thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,237thMost Cultured: 3,589thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,614thSmartest Citizens: 4,291stMost Developed: 4,294thHighest Average Incomes: 4,356thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,451stNicest Citizens: 4,654thHighest Drug Use: 4,832ndMost Devout: 5,051stLargest Governments: 5,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,269thLowest Crime Rates: 7,030thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,254thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,614thLargest Retail Industry: 8,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,485thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,770thMost Efficient Economies: 9,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,489thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,168thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,712th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the regionMost Cultured: 165th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 193rd in the regionMost Devout: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 222nd in the regionLargest Governments: 241st in the regionMost Developed: 249th in the regionNicest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 333rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 350th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 377th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 395th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 439th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 484th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 497th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 583rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 624th in the regionMost Politically Free: 689th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 697th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 734th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 770th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 849th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 849th in the regionMost Stationary: 863rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 865th in the region

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