The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.489 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth 264 trillion Tide Pods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,828 Tide Pods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and glamping East Supple Lundians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Isopod, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 9,442^nd in the world and 388^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 110 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.