The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.85 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth 356 trillion Tide Pods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 192,817 Tide Pods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Isopod, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 54,282^nd in the world and 3,215^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,545.95 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.