The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Memeister EdgeLord with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 781 million East Supple Lundians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth 106 trillion Tide Pods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,289 Tide Pods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Isopod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Supple Lund is ranked 81,307^th in the world and 4,521^st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,805.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.