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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,364th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hail Southern
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East Statesboro

Population688 million

CapitalStatesboro

CurrencyEagle Dollar
AnimalEagle

The Dictatorship of East Statesboro is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 688 million Statesboroeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statesboro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East Statesboroan economy, worth 84.0 trillion Eagle Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,144 Eagle Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,053 per year while the poor average 29,506, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, the government has the power to seize property at will, and recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Statesboro's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

East Statesboro is ranked 147,920th in the world and 3,786th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 61.1999955542 Days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,184thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,364thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,101stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,575thMost Conservative: 12,963rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,302ndMost Avoided: 13,539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,921stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,842ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,522ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,852ndLargest Black Market: 17,221stLargest Governments: 19,806thMost Efficient Economies: 20,403rdMost Devout: 21,491stHighest Average Incomes: 22,784th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 444th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionMost Conservative: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 543rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 559th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 581st in the regionMost Avoided: 641st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 665th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 679th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 683rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 691st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Statesboro was endorsed by The Card Kingdom of Debussy.
  • : East Statesboro's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : East Statesboro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in East Statesboro, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in East Statesboro, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in East Statesboro, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in East Statesboro, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in East Statesboro, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in East Statesboro, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in East Statesboro, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.

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