by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,384th Most Influential: 2,847th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,778th
The Christmas Tsardom of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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East Sakhlin

Population748 million

CapitalEast Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk


The Christmas Tsardom of East Sakhlin is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 748 million Sakhalinsks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk. The average income tax rate is 65.0%.

The all-consuming East Sakhlinian economy, worth 76.8 trillion Saks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,659 Saks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, the nation thirsts for new freedoms, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Sakhlin's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Sakhlin is ranked 34,679th in the world and 987th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,889.87 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,384thTop
Most Influential: 2,847thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,778thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,290th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 212th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 238th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Black Market: 298th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 439th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 500th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 511th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 576th in the regionBest Weather: 584th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 635th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 655th in the regionMost Developed: 658th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 714th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 726th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 114 » Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Great Vritannia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aidenfieeld, Darakin, Luddinlande, Hanguk-Nippon, Larenien, The naked people, Erinor, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Linguiniland, Escevola, Westoc Kinness, Tsunamy, Tyflugian, Curlyhoward, Farengeto, Leonardana, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Quiescent, Bawkie, Tsvetania, The Eight Hearths, Lotadia, Lambdaland, Solainsula, Nankyoku Tairiku, Aywhyou, United States of Vietnam, South Caleblan, La Ascension, Poopisiya, Sandaoguo, Rebel-topia, The United Expanse, BarnicleLand, Seanadia, Volaworand, Paranoia, Sedunn, Northendia, Pastir, Imperiium, Farelonia, The Two Jerseys, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, and 64 others.Yellunstryer, Moreana, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Tau Xen, Rhetiaa, Gebirgig Pfingstemeinde Land, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Drugged Monkeys, Oskyelion, Saciu, New Briantown, Nudnoji, Imperial Snasdep, Calistan, Midand, Puerto Madryn, Pelland, Nidon, The Sk8ing Unicorn, Greor Ther, Kiasu-ism, The Kiriond, Mercia regnum, Kringalia, North Prarie, Memeland12, Complete Conformity, Zbra, Zess, Great Andora, Klein Bearkats, City States Nation, Lififul, Kulupu, Vincent Field, Republic of the Teutons, Hokoan, Nos Aura, Aschenburg, Havenfell, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Eastern Nyan, Capitalistic Pig, Neo-Indonesia, New Herdon, Tamil Cholan, UnShleepd, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Silberne Wache, Zenopolist, Si-topia, Jaxon, Grimsby town, New Educatia, Elveka, Aguatania, Lester Crest, Flame Lords, Kerlodia, The National Corporation, and Galaxy Federation.

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