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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,228th Most Influential: 1,979th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,870th
The Second Tsardom of
Father Knows Best State
Believe in victory. Fight hardships. Reach success
Tsar Brutus Rurikids I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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East Sakhlin

Population1.117 billion

CapitalEast Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk
LeaderTsar Brutus Rurikids I
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Second Tsardom of East Sakhlin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Brutus Rurikids I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.117 billion Sakhalinsks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The all-consuming East Sakhlinian economy, worth 118 trillion Saks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 105,715 Saks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Sakhlin's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

East Sakhlin is ranked 132,800th in the world and 6,013th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 10.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,228thTop
Most Influential: 1,979thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,870thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,279thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,430th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionLargest Black Market: 247th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 257th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 404th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 499th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 541st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 629th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 634th in the regionBest Weather: 638th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 643rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 680th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 687th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 722nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 741st in the region

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