Population | 12.106 billion |
Capital | Poronaysk |
Leader | Tsar Peter IV |
Faith | Russian Orthodox |
Currency | New Ruble |
Animal | Bear |
The 3rd Tsardom of East Sakhlin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Peter IV with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.106 billion Sakhalinsks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poronaysk. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient East Sakhlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,542 trillion New Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,413 New Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, East Sakhlin successfully hosted the The East Pacific Olympics, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Sakhlin's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.
East Sakhlin is ranked 9,020th in the world and 218th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.69 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Sakhlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : East Sakhlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : East Sakhlin's influence in The East Pacific fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : East Sakhlin's influence in The East Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : East Sakhlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : East Sakhlin was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The US is declining because of La Xinga, infecting 19 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : East Sakhlin was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Protectorate of Morrig, killing 11 million zombies and restoring to a zombie exterminator!
- : East Sakhlin was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards, infecting 13 million survivors.
- : East Sakhlin was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards, infecting 8 million survivors.
- : East Sakhlin was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards, infecting 20 million survivors.