Population | 8.381 billion |
Capital | Poronaysk |
Leader | Tsar Peter IV |
Faith | Russian Orthodox |
Currency | New Ruble |
Animal | Bear |
The 3rd Tsardom of East Sakhlin is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Peter IV with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.381 billion Sakhalinsks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poronaysk. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient East Sakhlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion New Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,951 New Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Sakhlin's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.
East Sakhlin is ranked 16,039th in the world and 382nd in The East Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.96 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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East Sakhlin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
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East Sakhlin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
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East Sakhlin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
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East Sakhlin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
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East Sakhlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
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East Sakhlin endorsed
The Interstellar Union of Chalan.
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East Sakhlin was endorsed by
The Interstellar Union of Chalan.
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East Sakhlin endorsed
The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
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East Sakhlin was endorsed by
The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
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East Sakhlin voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 67 » Dravida India,
Wiranath,
Axdel,
The Three States of Fortuna,
Debluu,
VW53Aland,
Fellon,
Layngderfleethe,
Oofery,
Rhealaliit,
Brotherland,
Veterans Association,
Modra,
East Malaysia,
Aquyia,
ArenaC,
Dragons Blood,
Dahom,
New Leganes,
Spiruvania,
Aivintis,
Hizuru,
Eastern Alksearia,
Pakitsk,
A mean old man,
In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia,
Asendavia,
Kilkire,
Formaro,
Enlil,
Canadian Technocrats,
BearStackof2015,
Albrook,
Arcadiam,
Vaskeden,
Empire of Dabiristan,
Romanoddle Republic,
East Deslang,
Perah,
Thurland,
Evrigenis,
Mardom,
Land of Corporations,
Pekweng,
Rikos Isles,
The 7th Coalition of Alba,
Roissyland,
Nevertopia,
Bogliqia,
Azureano, and 17 others.
Tassirion,
Republic of Restaks,
The Marlands,
Ykrein,
Merlovich,
The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices,
The Soviet Texas Union,
Nociav,
Zohaib,
Agave,
Isole Ionie,
Ridann,
Gernmark,
New Sandsnionion,
Tyrosalem,
United Islands of Romania, and
Chalan.