The Republic of East Qaru is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roy G Biv with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 3.954 billion Qaruvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panamera. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong East Qaruvian economy, worth 251 trillion rallods a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,712 rallods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the East Qaru Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Qaru's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baháʼí Faith.

East Qaru is ranked 314,660^th in the world and 2^nd in Qaru for Most Patriotic, with 0.98 flags saluted per person per day.