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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,569thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,673rd
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Auspicio Regis et Senatus Angliae
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Nipper
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Civil Rights
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Frightening
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East New-Canada

Population15.774 billion

CapitalNew-Montréal

CurrencyPound Sterling
Animalsquirrel

The Commonwealth of East New-Canada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.774 billion East New-Canadans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Montréal. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East New-Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,425 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East New-Canada's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East New-Canada is ranked 225,867th in the world and 7,359th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,569thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,819thMost Cultured: 4,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,312thSafest: 6,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,510thBest Weather: 7,308thNicest Citizens: 7,796thMost Developed: 7,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,052ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,338thMost Devout: 9,310thMost Pacifist: 10,077thLargest Governments: 10,227thHighest Economic Output: 10,256thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,632ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,944thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,363rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,199thLargest Populations: 15,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,315thMost Efficient Economies: 16,978thMost Inclusive: 17,556thHealthiest Citizens: 23,803rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Cultured: 223rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 231st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 263rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 296th in the regionSafest: 313th in the regionBest Weather: 331st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 340th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Developed: 373rd in the regionLargest Populations: 379th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 412th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 447th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 457th in the regionMost Politically Free: 469th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 503rd in the regionNudest: 510th in the regionMost Pacifist: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 536th in the regionLargest Governments: 541st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 568th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 614th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 720th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East New-Canada's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in East New-Canada, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : East New-Canada's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in East New-Canada, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : East New-Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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