The Holy Federated Isles of East Kirea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jeong Hyun II with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.872 billion East Kireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunjin. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Kirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion South Korean Won a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,560 South Korean Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and neighboring nations are tired of East Kirea's big fish stories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Kirea's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

East Kirea is ranked 261,015^th in the world and 1,113^th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -198.02 on the Hayek Index.