The Holy Federated Isles of East Kirea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Jeong Hyun II with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.084 billion East Kireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunjin. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Kirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,434 trillion South Korean Won a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,568 South Korean Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, small shoes often wash up on the beach, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Kirea's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

East Kirea is ranked 186,063^rd in the world and 1,250^th in Europe for Longest Average Lifespans, with 63.27 years.