The Matriarchy of East Isles9 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Vulture population. The hard-working, democratic population of 391 million East Isles9ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.
The thriving East Isles9ian economy, worth 20.6 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,764 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,768 per year while the poor average 10,762, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
Schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Isles9's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Isles9's influence in Ooga Booga rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : East Isles9's influence in Ooga Booga rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : East Isles9's influence in Ooga Booga rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : East Isles9's influence in Ooga Booga rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : East Isles9 resigned from the World Assembly.
- : East Isles9's influence in Ooga Booga rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : East Isles9 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : East Isles9 relocated from Frozen Circle to Ooga Booga.
- : East Isles9 endorsed The Republic of West19.
- : East Isles9 was admitted to the World Assembly.