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Most Pacifist: 2,759thMost Inclusive: 2,969thNicest Citizens: 3,357th
The Underground Snack Reserve of
Democratic Socialists
Other shoes are flat and for nurses!
the cast of the Kidz Bop Live 2021 Tour
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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East Insaalis Andsistan

Population2.418 billion

CapitalOld Neo New New Amsterdam
Leaderthe cast of the Kidz Bop Live 2021 Tour
FaithButts

CurrencyHüsker Dü
Animaloriental dwarf kingfisher

The Underground Snack Reserve of East Insaalis Andsistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the cast of the Kidz Bop Live 2021 Tour with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.418 billion East Insaalis Andsistaniani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Neo New New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eassy Insy Andsy economy, worth 347 trillion Hüsker Düs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,585 Hüsker Düs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, most ambassadors from East Insaalis Andsistan retire only a few years after being appointed, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Insaalis Andsistan's national animal is the oriental dwarf kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Butts.

East Insaalis Andsistan is ranked 78,568th in the world and 2,160th in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,839.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 2,759thMost Inclusive: 2,969thNicest Citizens: 3,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,291stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,312thBest Weather: 4,781stHealthiest Citizens: 5,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,550thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,846thMost Secular: 7,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,936thSafest: 9,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,805thMost Developed: 9,976thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,617thMost Efficient Economies: 10,869thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,552ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,583rdSmartest Citizens: 11,742ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,320thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,178thMost Cultured: 15,356thHighest Average Incomes: 15,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,564thLargest Governments: 16,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,046th
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Most Pacifist: 68th in the regionMost Inclusive: 78th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Secular: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 239th in the regionSafest: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 256th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 326th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 326th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 329th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 343rd in the regionMost Cultured: 354th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 398th in the regionLargest Governments: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 499th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 536th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 552nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 619th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, most ambassadors from East Insaalis Andsistan retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : East Insaalis Andsistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Old Neo New New Amsterdam Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in East Insaalis Andsistan, interest in globalism never flags.

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