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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,703rdMost Influential: 5,579thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,284th
The People's Republic of
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Family, Duty and Honor
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East Groland

Population901 million


CurrencyBear Krone

The People's Republic of East Groland is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 901 million East Grolandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped East Grolandian economy, worth 35.8 trillion Bear Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,705 Bear Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Groland's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Groland is ranked 38,908th in the world and 174th in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 42.11 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,703rdMost Influential: 5,579thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,284thMost Income Equality: 12,125thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,734thNicest Citizens: 14,999thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,735thMost Inclusive: 18,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,246thBest Weather: 22,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,416thMost Pacifist: 23,038thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,440thLowest Crime Rates: 23,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,424th
Most Income Equality: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the region

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