The People's Republic of East Groland is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 901 million East Grolandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped East Grolandian economy, worth 35.8 trillion Bear Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,705 Bear Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Groland's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
East Groland is ranked 38,908th in the world and 174th in Conch Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 42.11 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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East Groland was endorsed by
The Clean and Green Corponation of Kursibar.
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East Groland was endorsed by
The Jingoistic States of RNGkhstan.
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East Groland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
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East Groland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
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East Groland endorsed
The Federal Republic of New Kyivan Rus.
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East Groland, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
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East Groland, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
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East Groland, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
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East Groland, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
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East Groland was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of New Kyivan Rus.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 86 » Hubdova,
Red Finlandian Guard,
Yummasia,
Charville,
Liberto-Ancapistan,
Joesephania-Bidonia,
Wollo,
Ziroxeut,
Socialist Platypus,
Sri Malawi,
Khlachten,
Timiskrane,
South Blorbo,
Torcan,
Pervincia,
Daraln,
Duby,
Cubanboys,
LC Land,
Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic,
Lugunica,
Jolly Industries,
Coconut Palm Island,
Dennis the Goat,
Ropen,
Padool,
Lislandia,
Nibelia,
Imperial congresses,
Northshires,
Ximavia,
Adalwulf,
Kingdom of Faizan,
Celestial Flames,
Miraslav,
Vapo,
Seolia,
Kinshinsoukan,
Dyrland,
Aether Inc,
Shovell,
Tarzantos El Camosia,
Nordharz,
El Blurkistan,
Taentermatown,
Spoolland,
Cadiona,
Balan Bar,
Empireedy,
Terra-Prisma, and 36 others.
Stratanaasterishion,
Ruotsaland,
Khosiastan,
Non opresive German Empire,
Meowtremulous,
Uncreative name,
Koneule,
Youbetchyastan,
Unidentified-nation,
Galliadurm,
Paul Pasch,
Tee Googly Coffee Me,
Stustu,
Terra Celtae,
Grand Order Of Lodgec,
Horacko Federation,
Saraai,
Loveable Dogs,
Olornia,
Tie-Died Chinchillas,
Ist Grald Boy,
Orlys,
Revendani,
Pandorivia,
Ciapore,
Novo Reslas,
Theocratic Disciples of Christ,
Lashyr,
Neuber,
Femboykhstan,
Wakaru,
The Psittacines,
Hydrusite,
New Kyivan Rus,
RNGkhstan, and
Kursibar.