Population | 12.537 billion |
Capital | Jenin |
Leader | Grand Mufti General Salman |
Faith | Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism |
Currency | Alt-Shekel |
Animal | Hawk |
The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.537 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,038 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,122 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.
East green Israel is ranked 313,195th in the world and 7,837th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -448 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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East green Israel, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
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East green Israel, children have only the most basic of education.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in
East green Israel, the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness.