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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Primitive: 5thMost Devout: 5th
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population10.293 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.293 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,451 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 432,433 Alt-Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 201,684th in the world and 9,390th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.95 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Primitive: 5thMost Devout: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 29thBest Weather: 30thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 90thMost Patriotic: 111thMost Beautiful Environments: 139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 179thMost Conservative: 210thLowest Crime Rates: 212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 307thLargest Black Market: 411thHighest Poor Incomes: 429thLargest Governments: 468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 470thHighest Average Incomes: 684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 965thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,066thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,926thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,480thMost Authoritarian: 6,366thRudest Citizens: 7,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,983rdMost Stationary: 11,976thTop
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Most Influential: 14,923rdMost Extreme: 26,960th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 206th in the regionRudest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 326th in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 350th in the regionMost Extreme: 494th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 723rd in the regionMost Influential: 952nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : East green Israel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, politicians literally speak literally.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Grand Mufti General Salman.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, oracles predict landslide victories for Grand Mufti General Salman for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, foreign leaders who don't applaud Grand Mufti General Salman's speeches are regarded as enemies of East green Israel.

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