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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 3rdMost Primitive: 3rd
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population12.537 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.537 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,038 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,122 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 313,195th in the world and 7,837th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -448 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 3rdMost Primitive: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thBest Weather: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 22ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84thMost Beautiful Environments: 144thMost Patriotic: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 364thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 365thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 461stLargest Black Market: 632ndMost Conservative: 973rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,189thHighest Average Incomes: 1,977thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,051stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,165thLargest Governments: 4,776thNudest: 5,029thMost Authoritarian: 5,278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,475thRudest Citizens: 8,613thMost Stationary: 10,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,676thMost Influential: 14,107thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,981stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,142ndMost Extreme: 27,001stLargest Populations: 29,537th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 84th in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 181st in the regionMost Extreme: 214th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 238th in the regionRudest Citizens: 262nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 282nd in the regionLargest Populations: 310th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 407th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 410th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness.

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