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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 5thMost Primitive: 5th
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population8.479 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.479 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,397 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 400,672 Alt-Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 214,759th in the world and 6,705th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 5thMost Primitive: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29thMost Corrupt Governments: 44thBest Weather: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 70thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145thMost Patriotic: 208thMost Beautiful Environments: 223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 231stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 268thLowest Crime Rates: 294thLargest Black Market: 449thHighest Poor Incomes: 601stLargest Governments: 634thHighest Average Tax Rates: 653rdHighest Average Incomes: 800thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,042ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,142ndMost Conservative: 4,265thMost Authoritarian: 4,656thMost Efficient Economies: 4,696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,991stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,698thMost Stationary: 13,566thMost Influential: 15,496thMost Extreme: 18,314th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 148th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 173rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionMost Conservative: 187th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 224th in the regionMost Stationary: 234th in the regionMost Extreme: 259th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 419th in the regionRudest Citizens: 545th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 599th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, adult stores are all sold out of whips.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.

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