The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.293 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,451 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 432,433 Alt-Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 201,684^th in the world and 9,390^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.95 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.