The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.354 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,179 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 343,060 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick Hawks for amusement, politicians take citizens for idiots, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 181,507^th in the world and 6,602^nd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.