The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.479 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,397 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 400,672 Alt-Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 214,759^th in the world and 6,705^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.