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Most Primitive: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8thMost Devout: 10th
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population6.354 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.354 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,179 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 343,060 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick Hawks for amusement, politicians take citizens for idiots, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 181,507th in the world and 6,602nd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Primitive: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8thMost Devout: 10thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 84thBest Weather: 115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 221stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398thMost Beautiful Environments: 500thHighest Poor Incomes: 510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 543rdLowest Crime Rates: 610thLargest Black Market: 630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,214thHighest Average Incomes: 1,277thLargest Governments: 1,344thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,376thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,584thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,047thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,541stMost Conservative: 5,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,304thHighest Economic Output: 6,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,008thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,341stMost Extreme: 15,531stMost Stationary: 15,836thMost Influential: 18,469th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 201st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 241st in the regionMost Conservative: 260th in the regionMost Extreme: 263rd in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 427th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 502nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 536th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, children often kick Hawks for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, golden statues of Hawks line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.

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