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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 871stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,725th
The Socialist Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Our goals are clear, tasks are defined
Huangpu Fenglei
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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East Deslang

Population3.397 billion

CapitalBadasahira
LeaderHuangpu Fenglei
FaithApostolic Cult

CurrencyED-Mark
AnimalWhite Tiger

The Socialist Empire of East Deslang is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Huangpu Fenglei with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.397 billion Deslangians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badasahira. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deslangian economy, worth 882 trillion ED-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,854 ED-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, children play a simplified version of hopscotch, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Deslang's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Apostolic Cult.

East Deslang is ranked 288,589th in the world and 10,128th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3.17352574672 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 871stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,725thMost Influential: 2,392ndMost Patriotic: 2,417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,858thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,491stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,264thHighest Average Incomes: 4,758thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,849thLargest Black Market: 5,216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,653rdLargest Governments: 7,250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,366thLowest Crime Rates: 7,410thMost Devout: 7,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,879thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,766thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,895thMost Authoritarian: 12,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,601stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,078thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,294thMost Conservative: 17,116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,129thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,167thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,791stSmartest Citizens: 24,989th
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Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Patriotic: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 99th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 215th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 255th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionLargest Governments: 379th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 423rd in the regionMost Devout: 436th in the regionLargest Black Market: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 440th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 447th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 491st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 610th in the regionMost Conservative: 662nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 719th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 720th in the regionMost Extreme: 820th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 838th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 884th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 891st in the region

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