|Faith||Divine Imperial Cult|
The Socialist Empire of East Deslang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Friedrich I with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.032 billion East Deslangians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engels D-IX. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.9%.
The frighteningly efficient East Deslangian economy, worth 232 trillion ED-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,591 ED-Marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Deslang's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Divine Imperial Cult.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East Deslang, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
- : East Deslang changed its national animal to "Black Eagle".
- : East Deslang changed its national capital to "Engels D-IX", its faith to "Divine Imperial Cult", and its leader to "Friedrich I".
- : Following new legislation in East Deslang, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
- : Following new legislation in East Deslang, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
- : Following new legislation in East Deslang, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in East Deslang, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in East Deslang, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : East Deslang endorsed The Commonwealth of Kond Mex Ethostorgel.
- : East Deslang endorsed The Queendom of Kaldrbuth.
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