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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 379thLargest Gambling Industry: 431stMost Armed: 451st
The Ter Voland puppet of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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East Cyanland

Population3.282 billion

Currencykiwi
Animalkiwi

The Ter Voland puppet of East Cyanland is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.282 billion East Cyanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Cyanlandian economy, worth 645 trillion kiwis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,588 kiwis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous East Cyanlandian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. East Cyanland's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

East Cyanland is ranked 73,470th in the world and 1st in Neo Cardboard Box 2 for Most Influential, scoring 236 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 379thLargest Gambling Industry: 431stMost Armed: 451stHighest Crime Rates: 519thLargest Retail Industry: 590thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 684thFattest Citizens: 725thRudest Citizens: 868thMost Avoided: 1,190thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,264thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,789thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,299thLargest Mining Sector: 2,760thMost Efficient Economies: 3,344thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,314thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,458thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,138thLargest Black Market: 13,530thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,890thHighest Drug Use: 18,157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,390thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,598th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Cyanland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : East Cyanland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in East Cyanland, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous East Cyanlandian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in East Cyanland, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in East Cyanland, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in East Cyanland, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in East Cyanland, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
  • : East Cyanland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in East Cyanland, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in East Cyanland, on-duty Air East Cyanland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.

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